Jerry Seinfeld. Jerome Allen Seinfeld is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, producer, and director. He is known for playing a semi-fictionalized version of himself in the sitcom Seinfeld, which he created and wrote with Larry David.
Episodes & Scripts Last updated: may 17, 2015This section contains Full House scripts and information on episodes of the show. Below is a list of all episodes of Full House. For several episodes there are scripts available on Full House Forever. At this moment though, a lot of scripts are still missing.
I I knew this day come.The day I have to bury a friend.maybe my best friend.We've been a lot together,some ugly moments.I when came in,the of '84.Sure were when peoplewould make fun of you.Imitating you.' Hey did you ever notice?' 'What's the deal with this?'
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Who are people?They say the for a personto do is bury a one.But had like thisThe Tide commercial: 'if you've got aT-shirt with all over itmaybe isn't your biggestproblem now.' I don't it.He away from the show,he away from his act.Are you sure this kid is Jewish.Oh, he's Jewish. And don't ask me how I know.It's just such a waste.I mean, it all works.Is any cake?Gary, what are you doing?Listen, I got on the post office.- All right, take it.-Thanks.Get here.Did you ever see his act?No, not really, man.Did you?Yeah, yeah. He was good.But I was full of drugs.Ed, did you ever see his act?Oh, he did the 'Tonight Show' many, many times.But, no.Jerry, a lot for here.This a lot.Yeah, hey, listen. When.when can you do the show again?Oh, but I. I just all my material.Is around?Why is it the bestlandscape in the isalways in the cemetery?Everybody's dead.That's funny. Can I do that?- Do what?- The bit.
Can I do that?Well, that's not a bit. I'm just saying'.I'm do that.
Ok?You can't do it. It's my bit.If it's a bit, it's anybody's bit who does it.No, but I said it first.I'm do it for a anyway.Jerry, Alan King like tomeet you on his territory.He'll security.Ok.Hey!Hey!Mister, I know this is yours.Don't you want it?Sorry, kid. I don't do this joke anymore.Oh, come on!Look, I'm sorry. It's over.But this is a bit! But I'm you for the last time.Ladies and gentlemen, Seinfeld.Thank you. You.That was very, very nice.Thank you very much. You.Standing ovation.
Now I knowthere's a.Scuse me?Perfect of the show. YouI know it's not easy for an audienceto give ovation.There's a few thatdon't do it.I've seen people. They're like.'
Are we doing' this now?' So, anyway, I'm to be backhere in New York.I love how thingsabout New York change.They're constant,they're for you.The and the BO.What is with the and guys?How long are shifts?Can't we get this man a ten minutebreak for a shower?You're in the back and it'scoming the glass.You're just going: 'What in the.' Not only they put that puppetstuff on the dashboardso you get a BO.I don't know what that's to be.Even the more than this.The in thesecabs is that when you're in Manhattanfor some you don't get scared,no how fast the guy goes.Well, you know, he's drivingfast and recklessly.but he's a professional.He's got a cab driver's license,I can see it there.I don't even know what it toget a cab driver's license.I all you need is a face.This to be big qualification.No are alloweddriving cabs in this town.Also to have a name withRate this script: (0.00 / 0 votes).